For Those of You for Whom Autovehicular Sex Isn't an Abstraction

You could call me a car lover
'Cos I love it in a motor

And the way it feels
To ride around on new wheels.

I hardly know you
But I think I'm going to

Let's go siesta
In your Ford Fiesta

Here we go again
I'm riding in your car

Let me count to ten
'Cos it's gone way too far

Up my street to nowhere
You know what detours are

Here we go again
And it's gone way too far

Sometimes I just can't function
My heart's spaghetti junction

Every shining bonnet
Makes me think of my back on it.

I just can't escape the feeling
That I'd rather be free wheeling

In every little Honda
There may lurk a Peter Fonda

Here we go again
I'm riding in your car

Let me count to ten
'Cos it's gone way too far

Up my street to nowhere
You know what detours are

Here we go again
And it's gone way too far

-Elastica "Car Ride"
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No, I never have. Always seemed a bit cramped to me.