Me: Thank you for calling ____________, how may I help you?
Customer: *flirty* Hello! Are you married? I'm just a single gal by myself.
Me: Ummm. No.
Customer: Good. I'm looking for a man.
Me: *blinks* Can I help you?
Customer: Maybe could you breathe really heavy on the phone for me?
This call isn't being recorded, is it?
Me: Potentially, ma'am.
Customer: Oh well then. I'll have to be good.
Oh shit, we're out of beer. I haven't been drinking, though.
I was just talking to a man who I signed me up for a new phone.
Damn, he sounded hot.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Me: Would you like to add roadside assistance to your phone?
Customer: No, I think my clients can take me places if I have a problem out on the road.
It's not how it sounds! I'm a hairdresser. They're not THAT sort of clients.
Me: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Customer: No, because you're in Georgia and I'm in Florida
Me: Okay, then. Have a good night, now.
(what a FLOOZY!)
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