According to someone who left a comment, I
a) Am "So Oregon"
b) Smoke a copious amount of pot, but not too much
c) Am worthy of ridicule for both of those things
a) I live in Alabama, but I guess I'm so Oregon if you count my sister who lives in Portland
b) I haven't smoked pot in three years
c) Consider myself well beyond the stereotypical bohemian sort. I assume the comment was left about my song choice and quite frankly, most people can't play Velvet Underground songs at all because Lou Reed often uses a very inventive kind of alternate guitar tuning. Most stoners I know wouldn't be motivated enough to figure it out for themselves.
d) Good try, though. If you need me to point out some easy targets for self-parody, I'll be glad to assist you.