Friday, July 31, 2009
My Economic Stimulus Proposal
I believe that the best way to rid ourselves of this recession and get the economy going again is very simple. It is so simple that it can be summarized in one word and one word alone: pornography.
Just think about it. Who here has not been the target of some organization or individual trying to sell them pornography? Who here has not been asked to buy both pornography and to have their pen!s size increased dramatically in this process, even if they weren't born with that appendage? So, as you can see, the framework is already in place and now we must move to the implementation stage. This is where you can help. Increasing pornography's scope and scale is a monumental task facing us and we can't do it alone. Contact your Senator and Congressperson today to urge them to vote for the Pornography option.
The pornography lobby is powerful, but I know if we apply enough pressure, we will be on our way to a new tomorrow and a new American prosperity.