A Special Surprise

Heidi Fleiss is running a porn site of scantily clad men specifically for women, not for gay men.

I am considering joining up. Although, anyone who wants to see my pasty white chub is more than willing. I may need to run this by the girlfriend first, though.

So those of you ladies who want to see Comrade Kevin with a waxed chest, check back here in a few weeks.

They would all look a bit like this, but not blurred. Decidedly not blurred.



Now it's poll time.

Poll #1150862
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Would you be interested in seeing me in some state of undress, ladies?

Yes
No
Potentially
Hell no, you're hairy!

What do you think about this whole premise?

Interesting, but not for me
Interesting, but it won't work
Where do I sign up?
How much does it cost?

Isn't waxing rather painful?

Hell yes
Well, you get used to it.
I'm a shaver, myself
No comment

Will you be at least taking a look at this site?

Yes, but only if Colin Farrell is one of the models.
Yes, if only to gratify a perverse sense of curiosity
No, I prefer to read my porn, thankyouvermuch
Only if I can steal the pictures as a way of sticking it to the man