Sunday, September 02, 2007

A Bit of A Game

Only do this if you're exceptionally bored.

A bit of a game for those of you who want to play.

These quotes can be found from any number of television shows or movies. Most of them are comedic by nature. I'll provide the quote; you provide the show or movie

1. My GOD it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday.

2. I didn't know you were supposed to follow up a good idea with loads other little good ideas! I'm going to go sleep in the spare room!

3. I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.

4. You smell like dead bunnies. I ate the blue ones. They taste like burning!

5. But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.

Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

6. Last week you took the coffee machine away and now we can't wank in the office?

7. It's a JUMP to conclusions mat!

8. They only ask you one question. They say "Who are you? And I got 75 percent for that."

9. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

10. "Is it a boy or a girl?

Don't you think it's a bit early to be imposing roles on it?"

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