Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Checklist for the Modern Age

I am a deeply superficial person



I relate to the characters in bad sitcoms



I am overly conscious of the sincerity in my voice



I use slang in an ironic context



I use bits and pieces of other peoples' personalities to form my own



Only proles and wild boars are free



I like to have sex with people



I measure my self-worth by the quantity of my possessions



I get excited by just thinking about fast food



Drinking heavily prevents me from confronting my demons



I think it would be fun to run a newspaper



I celebrate the major holidays of other peoples' religious traditions because I have none of my own



Every two child did. I will.



I can't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on his/her feet



Sometimes I still think people should be stoned to death


7 comments:

Gail said...

Fascinating survey! I answered all the questions but don't know how to post the survey so you can see my answers!
Love,
Gail
peace.....

Gail said...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Checklist for the Modern Age

Hi again - I copy and pasted the survey. :-)

I am a deeply superficial person

No -

I relate to the characters in bad sitcoms
Yes


I am overly conscious of the sincerity in my voice
Yes


I use slang in an ironic context

No

I use bits and pieces of other peoples' personalities to form my own

No

Only proles and wild boars are free

No

I like to have sex with people
Yes (my husband)


I measure my self-worth by the quantity of my possessions

No

I get excited by just thinking about fast food

No

Drinking heavily prevents me from confronting my demons

No

I think it would be fun to run a newspaper
Yes


I celebrate the major holidays of other peoples' religious traditions because I have none of my own

No

Every two child did. I will.
Yes (unsure of the question)
No

I can't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on his/her feet
Yes


Sometimes I still think people should be stoned to death

No

dguzman said...

I think it's hilarious that you can't post the results without copying/pasting. Just reading the questions is self-illuminating, which I think is what you meant all along.

But then again, I'm so busy stealing bits of other people's personalities that I'm unsure what I think. (wink)

Comrade Kevin said...

I'm glad you all enjoyed.

And yes, the point was to contemplate the questions, not necessarily submit the results. :)

Anonymous said...

I love this. As I'm sitting here right now listening to Beck's "I'm a Loser." A perfect moment.

Gail said...

OOPS!!!!

Love, me

Utah Savage said...

This is the best survey I've seen in a long time. Where did your find it, or is it of your creating?

I've got the blues, and I'm having a hard time getting out of bed. My computer is across the room, but going on visits round the net seems like going outside--pretty scary. I'm in the transition phase of bipolar disorder that's the most dangerous for me. I have just enough energy to off myself if I were so inclined, but not enough energy to vacuum even though I can see the dog hair drifting in the corners.

A friend and neighbor came over today and told me she's worried about me. She said, "Please call your shrink; you're in trouble." Then she cleaned off my car and shoveled snow for me. It was just what I needed. I now have an appointment Tuesday for group therapy with two psychologists who will tell the Psychiatrist which of us will need medication changes. This not doing well is the reason I haven't been here every day to hear how you're doing.