Saturday Song

I am not usually this profane in what I post, but please pardon it for now. This is a fun song with some pertinent messages embedded.

Do you think everything, everyone
Is going mental?

It seems to me,
We're spiraling out of control
It's inevitable

And don't you think
This time is yours, this time is mine?
It's temperamental

It seems to me,
We're on all fours,
Crawling on our knees, someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No, not slightly.

I wanna get a flat, I know I can afford it
It's just the bureaucrats
that won't give me a mortgage.

It's very funny,
'cause I got your fucking money
And I'm never gonna get it,
just 'cause of my bad credit.

Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh, yeah, so fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life.

Another one,
Something else, something new
What have we got here?
And don't you feel, it's all the same,
Some sick game, it's so insincere.

I wish I could change the ways
Of the world, make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay
Doing what we do, screwing who we screw.

Why can't I sleep at night?
Don't say it's gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognase,
And not feel bad about it for days and days and days,

All the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans, I can look like Kate Moss
I know that it's not the life I chose,
But I guess that's just the way that things go.

Oh, yeah, so fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

Oh Jesus Christ almighty
Do I feel alright? No, not slightly.
I wanna get a flat, I know I can afford it

It's just the bureaucrats
that won't give me a mortgage.

It's very funny,
'cause I got your fucking money
And I'm never gonna get it,
just 'cause of my bad credit.

Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh yeah so fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life.