Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Checklist for the Modern Age

I am a deeply superficial person



I relate to the characters in bad sitcoms



I am overly conscious of the sincerity in my voice



I use slang in an ironic context



I use bits and pieces of other peoples' personalities to form my own



Only proles and wild boars are free



I like to have sex with people



I measure my self-worth by the quantity of my possessions



I get excited by just thinking about fast food



Drinking heavily prevents me from confronting my demons



I think it would be fun to run a newspaper



I celebrate the major holidays of other peoples' religious traditions because I have none of my own



Every two child did. I will.



I can't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on his/her feet



Sometimes I still think people should be stoned to death


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7 comments:

  1. Gail9:31 AM CST

    Fascinating survey! I answered all the questions but don't know how to post the survey so you can see my answers!
    Love,
    Gail
    peace.....

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  2. Gail9:36 AM CST

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008
    Checklist for the Modern Age

    Hi again - I copy and pasted the survey. :-)

    I am a deeply superficial person

    No -

    I relate to the characters in bad sitcoms
    Yes


    I am overly conscious of the sincerity in my voice
    Yes


    I use slang in an ironic context

    No

    I use bits and pieces of other peoples' personalities to form my own

    No

    Only proles and wild boars are free

    No

    I like to have sex with people
    Yes (my husband)


    I measure my self-worth by the quantity of my possessions

    No

    I get excited by just thinking about fast food

    No

    Drinking heavily prevents me from confronting my demons

    No

    I think it would be fun to run a newspaper
    Yes


    I celebrate the major holidays of other peoples' religious traditions because I have none of my own

    No

    Every two child did. I will.
    Yes (unsure of the question)
    No

    I can't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on his/her feet
    Yes


    Sometimes I still think people should be stoned to death

    No

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  3. dguzman9:58 AM CST

    I think it's hilarious that you can't post the results without copying/pasting. Just reading the questions is self-illuminating, which I think is what you meant all along.

    But then again, I'm so busy stealing bits of other people's personalities that I'm unsure what I think. (wink)

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  4. Comrade Kevin11:22 AM CST

    I'm glad you all enjoyed.

    And yes, the point was to contemplate the questions, not necessarily submit the results. :)

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  5. Anonymous2:17 PM CST

    I love this. As I'm sitting here right now listening to Beck's "I'm a Loser." A perfect moment.

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  6. Gail5:27 PM CST

    OOPS!!!!

    Love, me

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  7. Utah Savage6:36 PM CST

    This is the best survey I've seen in a long time. Where did your find it, or is it of your creating?

    I've got the blues, and I'm having a hard time getting out of bed. My computer is across the room, but going on visits round the net seems like going outside--pretty scary. I'm in the transition phase of bipolar disorder that's the most dangerous for me. I have just enough energy to off myself if I were so inclined, but not enough energy to vacuum even though I can see the dog hair drifting in the corners.

    A friend and neighbor came over today and told me she's worried about me. She said, "Please call your shrink; you're in trouble." Then she cleaned off my car and shoveled snow for me. It was just what I needed. I now have an appointment Tuesday for group therapy with two psychologists who will tell the Psychiatrist which of us will need medication changes. This not doing well is the reason I haven't been here every day to hear how you're doing.

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