Friday, March 16, 2007

Set In Motion

They're coming out with a movie version of my life
Based on the novel that shouldn't have been written either

I called them up and asked to meet the director
To see who would play me and he said
We talked about actors and thought instead
That playing yourself might lend some cred

Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway

All the time I'm trying to halt the production
Apparently (long ago) I gave them all my permission

If that's the case let's hammer out the details
Remember I already told them once
I don't do nude scenes or my own stunts
The feature's a failure on all fronts

Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It's going to happen anyway

And on and on we argued...
After that the scene was banned
To try and drum up popular demand
Ask the director where I should stand

Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway

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