Even better than the real thing

As my grandfather would say, "I'll be ding-danged".

http://a.abcnews.com/GMA/story?id=2623263&page=1

The following article cites a potential correlations between the way you vote and the sort of soda you drink.

Here's my rule of thumb.

Blood of Iraqi children: Republican
Mountain Spring Water (Organic): Green
Sensible Purified Water: Democratic

Add your own and have fun with the joke.

P.S. Vote tomorrow, gol-darnit.